this blog is a mess ...

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currently reading

the murder complex by lindsay cummings

Computer Hope

“no one’s a virgin life fucks us all”
— white boys in obey snapbacks probably (via urbancatfitters)

speedwalking:

have you ever met someone who is like the human version of period cramps

nialllhoran:

don’t trust harry styles because he thinks he’s a 6/10

reblogmyselfie:

because fuck me really hard that’s why

broternia:

*begins breakdancing gently* what’s wrong, son 

jakemalik:

nothing makes a class stronger than cheating on a test together when the teacher isn’t looking

sweatrer:

ur insecure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i kno what for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ur a bitch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Seeing two attractive boys together

  1. Normal girls: Oo maybe they like me.
  2. Me: Oo maybe they like each other.

kawaicandy:

Disclaimer : If any of the famous people I admire find this blog… I do really like and respect you but at the same time you’re really bangable so there’s that too.

arc-anum:

All the blogs I follow appear to know eachother on a first name basis, I feel like an awkward 223rd wheel or something.

mr-radical:

sometimes i look at my follower count and think “wow thats a lot of people i probably disappoint on a regular basis”

  1. *Wakes up in the middle of the night*
  2. Me: Please don't be 6am
  3. *1;48am*
  4. Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
  5. *Shoves face back into pillow*

frankslacepanties:

if i was famous i’d answer every inappropriate tweet i got